Tuesday, October 18

why didnt somebody tell me dogs farted?!

well so, like, i was sitting here on the couch, and my rottweiler's lying on ground next to me. by some weird coincidence, his butt is facing me, but i didnt notice that at first. so here i am, watching the telly, and suddenly.. this long fart sound!! i looked around, and realised it came from his butt!

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT I KNOW DOGS FART!?

DID YOU KNOW?!

WHY THE FUCK DIDNT YOU TELL ME!?

im sorry, it was just so super weird!
i ended up just sitting there, laughing my ass off for a good minute.

ahha.. ahaa.. hah.. ah.... hah.

Sunday, October 16

she's my:

New Zealand lambchop,

gravy in my chap chye rice,

sweetness in my suger cane,

gravy in my hor fun,

thousand island sauce in my salad,

tar tar sauce in my fish n chips,

curry/sugar with my prata,

ba chor in my ba chor mee,

...i think you get my point.

my prayers got answered the night i met her.

thanks Father.

(special thanks to iylia and amos for the "intelligent" quotes during supper one night, and thank you ariel for the photograph)

Friday, October 14

it's fourfourtyfive now, and i cant get to sleep. think my body clock's upsidedowninsideout.
yawnyawn. i need a car. more like, a truck. gonna do my advanced theory test on the eiighteenth, so i'll be one step closer to becoming a chauffeur for my girlfriend. gosh.
anyway, wonder how friday night's event will be like. indochine again. hope there aint no more gay incidents. you know what i mean right? (:

oh and the underage party at chinablack sounds real nice. i think we should really consider it. it may be alittle bitty on the expensive side, but i feel we should go down to check it out or something. *shrugs-

gonna try fading off in bed now.
love.

Thursday, October 13

been lazy.
sleeping, cooking, eating what i cooked..
i miss church. miss the beautiful people there.
school's been tiring. and boring, as usual.
laptop's screwing up, gotta get it fixed. know someone who can help me?
lotsa projects barricading me in. but i've been lazy to complete most of them.
folks are away half the time now. miss my momma and poppa lots.
OH and Mr Buble's in town! did i mention i wanna go see? (:

Khan: im gonna apologise for unnecessarily doing all that so deliberately. but you gotta understand my intentions. im sorry if i hurt anything, wont happen again. but remember what we talked about kay? i still love you loads as a brother iylia. (:

leeyaawn's: baby its five months already! time passes really really quick when you're having fun huh? *ahem- hee its been prolly the best 150+ days of my life! and dont ponder about what love is babe. we make love, happen. (;

Tuesday, October 11

Haloscan commenting and trackback have been added to this blog.

1. Name someone with the same birthday as you:
Mark Foo, Sec 5 in Barker now. great guy..
2. Where was your first kiss?
i seriously cant recall, was a long time ago. but the first one with my rebby's the most memorable. outside her home, half-sneaking in when her mom returned. it was so damn dark that our first attempt resulted in us banging our heads together! but the second one was less harmful.. ;)
3. Have you ever seriously vandalized someone else's property?
yup. stoned a teacher's car. it looked as if meteor rocks rained on his front hood! haha!
4. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
duuuh. all the time. (:
5. Have you ever sang in front of a large number of people?
nope. never did, never ever will.
6. Whats the first thing you notice about the opposite/same sex?
it's gotta be personality. looks are a bonus to me, but she's gotta have the character and personality. like rebby. ;)
7. What do you usually order from starbucks?
caramel frap with whip cream.
8. What is your biggest mistake:
about six months ago i made a super big mistake. but i have her now, so it aint too bad.
9. Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?
nope. i think it's pointless. the pain wont take the problems away. at all.
1o. Say something totally random about you:
my girlfriend told me she once spat a fishball into a stranger's handbag. it was back in stnicks (pri 6). she was having recess with joanna goh and they started playing arnd. joanna spat a fishball at her, so she did the same thing in retaliation only to have the fishball fly into a hangbag of a complete stranger (some kid's mum) which joanna was sitting next to..
11. Has anyone ever said you looked like a celebrity?
yeah. i know you will NEVER believe this, but i've been told i look like jerry yen, with the curls in my hair, and sometimes hugh grant, with my long brown hair.
12. Do you still watch kiddy movies or tvshows?
the occasional powerpuffgirlies and looney toons. ;)
13. Did you have braces?
nope.
14. Are you comfortable with your height?
honestly? nope. i'd pretty much rather be at least 10 cm taller. im only 168cm now. :(
15. What is the most romantic thing someone of the opposite sex has done for you?
at eleven in the morn, while i was still snoozing. she came in, bought prata for breakfast, and joined me in bed. oh, not to forget the sweetsweet kiss that woke me up. (:
16. When do you know it's love?
when you cant go through your average-everyday without constantly being distracted by the hunger of feeling your love's heartbeat close to yours.
17. Do you speak any other languages?
uhm.. chinese, and abit of bahasa indonesia.
18. Have you ever been to a tanningsalon?
a what?
19. What magazines do you read?
fhm. maxim. PLAYBOY. ha, im kidding.
2o. Have you ever ridden in a limo?
nope, but would sure like to one day.
21. Has anyone you were really close with passed away?
not. and i hope not anytime soon either.
22. Do you watch mtv?
used to, when there was more pimp my ride, but now its just viva la bam and room raiders.
23. What's something that really annoys you?
the way ahlians and ahbengs speak. with all the "horz" and "worz" and "ish" and "MuAaAcKiIiIeZzZzXXxXx" and every other bloody word they've tainted that ends with alternate-caps "zzZZzZ" and "xXxXxxXx".
24. What's something you really like?
running. i used to do alot of it back in Barker. im really glad i've got my running buddies. thanks ariel and iylia! and the occasional ernie too! (:
25. Do you like Michael Jackson?
not in particular. its as if he's got a permenant-wedgie problem or something?
26. Can you dance?
no. that's why i prefer pubbing to clubbing.
27. What's the latest you have ever stayed up?
erm. two days without sleep? cant remember exactly when though. i must've slept for a few years after that episode.
28. Have you ever thought that you were honestly going to die?
nah, havent had an experience of this sort. got the Lord to thank for this! (:
29. Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?
nope. again, thank God!
3o. Do you actually read these when other people fill them out?
sometimes, depending on who fills them out i guess. this one was on rebby's blog, and since its almost five in the morning now, and im so uber bored, hey, why not? (: